Someone else's rubbish, is another man's treasure

Last week 'Disabled' bought an identical car to the one he already owns, and started pulling them both to pieces.

Leah: "Wow - looks like a breakers yard in your garden now, Steve"

'Disabled': "Ha! Thanks! It's easy to tinker with cars when you know how."

[Failed to see I wasnt paying him a compliment]

'Disabled': "Im putting all the good parts of the old car on the new one, and all the crap parts from the new car onto the old one. Then I'll sell the old car in a quick sale!"

Leah: "Oh right"

'Disabled': "Are you interested in buying the old one?"

Leah: *speechless*