Public highway

'Disabled' nextdoor calls us over to discuss an issue he is having with people trespassing in his back garden from the woods behind us.

'Disabled': "I've had to chase off teenagers out of my garden again!"

Me: "Let me come and have a look at where they are getting in"

The pair of us walk round the back of his property.

Me: "Steve - you've removed your back fence?!"

'Disabled': "Yep - gives me more room. Spreading out into the woods."

I peer round the back of where his fence should be.

Me: "Steve - there's a bridge here from the woods into your garden?!"

'Disabled' (looks exceptionally pleased with himself": "Yeeeeeeeeup. That was me. I built it. Now I've got private access to walk straight into the woods with the dogs"

Me: "But it isnt private, is it? Everyone else is using it to wander into your garden????"

'Disabled': "Im still not sure how they are getting in though...."