Not my problem...

Brexit may have lead UK into a time of uncertainty and instability... but there is one reassuring constant that remains unfaltered in the face of a chaotic climate:

Steve Nextdoor.

Mike: "Steve, your car has been clamped for 11 days now by the DVLA. What are you planning to do?"

SND: "Yeah I've taken on the working parts off it and dumped it on the road. This way I dont have to pay to have it taken away. Someone else's problem now". He smiles and winks at Mike.

Mike: "Er... or you could have got money to get it scrapped and taken away?"

SND: "Nahhh not my problem anymore. Let someone else pay for it"

Never underestimate the consistency of stupidity, folks