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Another day working from home, another prime time viewing of SND's wife, Chumbawumba trying to sell another Shitroën yesterday morning, following SND spending the previous day cleaning it with furniture polish, spit and a bit of tissue. The deal was done. This eBay chump hadn't even noticed the paintwork touched up with Sharpie.

Her smug, grinning face as she turned on her heels and returned indoors, counting a fistful of cash was a sight to behold. Like she'd sold snow to an eskimo.

Nothing has brought me more joy than to see the next evening the Shitroën has re-appeared! Returned, and spectacularly dumped in a heap back on their 'driveway'.