Tablecloth trick

Who remembers the old trick of whipping out a tablecloth from underneath a full dining set? I saw Steve Nextdoor do it once. With a car. I was working from home and sitting at my desk in the window, and watching SND trying to sell a car to some poor un-assuming chump who has clearly found a listing on eBay.

After talking the car up (which of course, was his usual sh*t heap), in full show-off mode, he jumps in the driver's seat, revs the engine, puts his foot down and wheel-spins the car, jolting it forward on his driveway...

The two forgotten mugs of lava hot tea resting on his roof, were catapulted backwards down his rear window with the same G-force as The Oblivion in Alton Towers, and smashed to pieces on his post-apocalyptic Chernobyl-styled driveway.

The eBay chump stood speechless and scratched his head, not able to find the words to break the awkward silence. Meanwhile, SND pretended he hadn't even noticed the steaming hot pile of smashed crockery underneath the exhaust, casually trying to cover them with his feet.